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Bronco linebacker gets Blounted



  • Damn, and I had Oregon in the Rose Bowl.
  • I almost drafted LeGarrette Blount in the second round of my office, NCAA fantasy league.
  • I thought Jeremiah Masoli and the Ducks would destroy Boise State.
  • And those sweet-ass uniforms...

Alas, it wasn't meant to be. In one swift, hard-hitting punch, Blount cost himself a fruitful season, a chance at Pac-10 immortality, an NFL career. Here's to his second life as a hip-hop punchline:

"I don't run routes/ I punch mouths like Blount."

"Don't doubt/ I got the swag and clout to knock your ass over like Blount"

"I'm the big Fish like Derek/ go out guns blazing at patrons like LeGarrette"

"Call me an Oregon Duck: so fly I got wings."

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You kidding? The NCAA's ugliest uniforms vs the ugliest field. There were no winners last night -- now we get 13 weeks of Boise State BCS hype.

Oregon were pretenders since immediately after the Holiday Bowl where they figured out how to put together a complete game against D-less OSU.

Respek, of course.

I feel the hell out of Oregon's unis. Especially the wing tips man. Thought were straight styling on the blue field last night.

I thought Oregon would've clobbered Boise State last year had Masoli played more than one snap. I saw them run all over Oklahoma State and bought into the hype.

But yeah, season over for the Ducks.

Honey... your rap lines would work but Blount is pronounced BLUNT

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